that awkward moment you wake up depressed after a bad dream.
So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.
On October first every year, my transformation begins.
I become Halloween.
My gender? Halloween.
My sexual preference? Halloween.
My romantic orientation? Also Halloween.
My pronouns are Halloween.
My special interest is Halloween.
Halloween is me.
my hair is getting so long. I fear I have a mullet. too much anxiety to get a haircut. this.is.the.worst.
especially since I have an appearance based job.
uggh just had to stretch the hole in my nostril. tempted to just stop having this piercing